How to send a fart

How do you send a fart?

You make a card, and you share its link. That is the whole trick.

1. Open the card builder and pick a vibe: Cute & Everyday, Halloween or Christmas.
2. Pick your partner in crime. Bean, Sir Toots, Space Cadet or Big Cheese, if you went Cute.
3. Choose a sound. Tap to audition. There are six, and none of them are subtle.
4. Add a name, your name, and a few kind words.
5. Tap Create my fart link. Copy the link. Paste it in the chat.

Nothing leaves our end. The link just sits there, sealed, until your friend opens it.

What does the other person see?

A sealed envelope with their name on it and a button that says Open your special delivery. They tap. The envelope opens, your character arrives, the sound plays, and your message lands underneath. Then they get two buttons: play it again, or send one back.

Do they need an account or an app?

No. The link opens in any browser, on any phone. No download, no sign-in, no permission screens. Sound on is the only requirement, and the card says so before they open it.

Does the sound play on its own?

Not until they tap. The card arrives sealed and silent, so nobody gets ambushed in a quiet office. One tap opens it and plays the sound once. There is a mute button on the card, and a replay button for people who make bad decisions twice.

Is it free?

Yes. Every character in all three themes is free, and so is every sound. You do not need an account to make a card or to open one.

Can I send the same card to the whole group chat?

Yes. One link works for everyone who opens it, as many times as they like. Paste it once and let the chat sort itself out.

Can they reply?

Yes. Under the opened card there is a Send one back button. It opens the builder with a fresh card, so their reply gets its own link. Your original stays exactly as you made it.

What can I write on it?

Names can be up to 32 characters. The message can be up to 160. Links are not allowed in either. Anyone with the card link can read what you wrote, so keep private details out and keep the mischief in.

Do you send anything for me?

No. We never send email or texts. You copy the link and put it wherever you like: a chat, a group, a note on the fridge. If you can paste a link, you can drop a fart.

Which sound should I pick?

Depends on the friendship. The Squeaker is 0.6 seconds of plausible deniability. The Long Goodbye is 6.1 seconds of commitment. We reviewed all six, with play buttons, so you can choose responsibly. Or tap Surprise me and let the universe decide.